Disclaimer:
I didn't edit anything out.
Nothing was meant to be offensive or blasphemous.
I really had a great time.

The Players
Matt - Matt (duh)
hunter and casie - Hunter & Casie (duh)
Stu's Wedding - Brad

Matt: Ok, chat's back.
Matt: Ceremonial music...
Matt: Friends and family we are here today...
Matt: On this special day to share with Stu and Lexie a special moment in their life...
Matt: As they grow...
Matt: They come to commit to love...
Matt: More wedding-type talk...
Matt: give yourselves to one another
Matt: pray for each other and encourage each other
Matt: prayer...
Matt: amen
Matt: now back to the show!
Matt: Stu, will you have Lexie to be your wife?
Matt: To live with her and cherish her
Matt: Stu - I will.
Matt: Lexie, will you pledge your life to him, yada yada yada...
Matt: Lexie - I will.
Matt: Lexie looks great! All 48 pixels of her!
Matt: There is a reading, but I can barely hear it.
hunter and casie: the zoom a minute ago was good
Matt: Stu, repeat after me:
Matt: I, Stuart, take thee Alexea, to be my wedded wife, and I promise to be your loving and faithful husband
Matt: ... in joy and in sorrow and in sickness and in health as long as we both shall live.
Stu's Wedding: cannot adjust for zoom
Matt: I, Alexia, take Stu, to be my wedded husband, ... you know the routine.
Matt: Status - we're still a go -- I repeat, we're still a go! The wedding is still on!
Matt: The pastor is talking about deciding what he wanted to say at this wedding.
Matt: Some good times in life are bad and vice versa.
Matt: Marriage is tough work. Duh.
Matt: Absolutely convinced that God designed this relationship to help us learn how to loe.
Matt: "love" that is.
Matt: Heads chopped off! (video, not the words of the pastor)
Matt: marriage is going to go through a series of challenges
Matt: we know that with great confidence the snow will melt and the seasons will change -- marriage is like that
Matt: Video great.
Matt: First part of marriage will have a lot of passion. But it won't last. Good and bad times.
Matt: Expectations will adjust as times go on.
Matt: Every married person will tell you that bad times will come.
Matt: [editorial -- come on, dude, lighten up! it's a wedding!]
Matt: Basically, he's preparing them for hard times so that they dig in when the going gets tough.
hunter and casie: again. vegas, baby...
Matt: here's my hair
hunter and casie: look like me.
Matt: casie?
Matt: that's why I showed you.
hunter and casie: have you not seen her since she visited the bosley medical group?
Stu's Wedding: sorry for the jitter cam....hard to keep steady
Matt: ha ha ha
Matt: I don't have to type ha ha ha -- you can just watch me laughing!
Matt: Pastor is confident they'll make it through the hard times.
hunter and casie: the kiss the kiss?
Matt: Some biblical references...
hunter and casie: right. prayer before kisses.
Matt: This guy is only talking about the bad times.
Matt: Marriage is like fine wine. It gets better with age.
Matt: Bless you guys.
Stu's Wedding: biiiggg dave
Matt: Stu is whispering "That's Wyat yelling"
Stu's Wedding: playing piano....one of two songs he knows...7 mos oif practice
Matt: Lexie's dad, right?
hunter and casie: stu has a lot of hair. i havent seen him since he visited the bosley medical group...
Matt: Yeah, he made a big donation, so they gave him hair.
Matt: The irony is that Stu's the one in the white dress.
hunter and casie: camera man down!
hunter and casie: brad. get a close up of em when they come down the aisle.
Matt: I think Stu and Lexie are thumb wrestling.
hunter and casie: im screengrabbing for posterity
Matt: I'm so money.
Matt: Me too.
hunter and casie: about a buck ) five
Matt: I'm recording parts of it.
hunter and casie: new is we could only get the cameraman...
Matt: It's like we're on a rollercoaster of love, baby!
hunter and casie: that woudl be: now, if we could...
Matt: Prayer...
Matt: Kiss!
Matt: Stu & Lexie Rhodes!!!
Matt: Tears...
Matt: tears...
Matt: Down the aisle!
Matt: They're so happy!
Matt: They're saying "we just got married!"
Matt: Everyone is congratulating them. I can feel the hugs!
Matt: Stu'
Matt: Stu's out. I'm awaiting a call from Big Brain.
Stu's Wedding: i am not calling....we will do pictures soon i guess
Matt: Just call me when you're ready, b.
Stu's Wedding: be back in a moment
Matt: coolio.
hunter and casie: thank you for sharing the bandwidth...
hunter and casie: and the oranges.
Stu's Wedding: ms r
Matt: thanks for playing
Matt: Hi, Mrs. Robinson!
hunter and casie: i can hear matt.
Matt: Relatives? Friends? Neighbors?
Matt: Ok, Hunter, here comes my butt!
hunter and casie: sweet shift option 3
Matt: Oh yeah.
Stu's Wedding: take that porn elsewhere
Matt: Brad, turn on the audio so I can hear something...
Matt: Pictures...
Matt: Brad's creepy.
hunter and casie: yeah. teh creepy brother.
Matt: We try not to speak of it.
hunter and casie: you got zoomed.
Matt: I zoomed myself. Felt so gooooood.
hunter and casie: theres some orange on you lip.
Stu's Wedding: i am saving this transcript,,,watch what you say...big brother and all
Matt: Whoops.
Matt: Could you email it to me? I had to clear it at one point so I lost half of it.
Matt: I can't let my mom and dad read it, though, they wouldn't like me joking during the wedding.
hunter and casie: matt speaks klingon.
hunter and casie: cut and paste...
Matt: I'm going to do a little work while this is happening. I might even whistle while I work.
hunter and casie: we're gonna get dressed. right. a wedding in our PJs
hunter and casie: be back in a minute...
Stu's Wedding: packingm down to move to reception...15 min.
Stu's Wedding: okay?
Stu's Wedding: my audio is off